Oh, you called the help desk for assistance? Well, isn’t that just peachy. Now you get to be on the receiving end of pure technical brilliance and unparalleled customer service! Just remember, the person on the other end of the line is a veritable genius, capable of solving any problem with just a few clicks of a mouse.

So, it’s only fitting that you show your gratitude by being as polite, patient, and understanding as possible. After all, you wouldn’t want to make the person who holds the keys to your digital kingdom mad, now would you?